Oh London You! Great Big Dirty Beast! You! Cruelly stole my heart Bit it in two and I drowned in your splendour Although this abusive...

I want to say sorry I want to say sorry That I grew up somewhere nice That I had it all there for me Bedecked in bright clothing Draped...

‘Two awkwards don’t make an un-awkward.’ He said, slumping into his chair, retreating into his wild mass of hair. For a moment, I...